if you are having a bad day this may help
Hello? Little human? Okay I kiss you now.
Welcome to Dauntless.
I CAME IN LIKE A WRECKING BALL!
why do small children find the need to scream like they’re being brutally murdered
or motherfuckers in highschool hallways god dammit like you saw stacy yesterday chill the fuck out
My niece thought my mom needed this sticker while she was sleeping…
fall in love with someone who makes you laugh or you’re gonna be really fuckin bored when you’re 80 years old, with a broken hip, and sex is impossible.
This was beautiful to read
I have to go to the dentist tomorrow and I’m not exactly happy about this.